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Thursday 31 July 2014

KWFRS cuts ties with KSC

In a surpise move, the Kerbin World First Record Society has today announced it will no longer be funding the Kerbal Space Centre.

In a statement a spokesman said, "While we recognise the work that KSC are doing as being integral to our survival, we are a KERBIN record society. We do not feel the direction that KSC are heading in matches our objectives."

This comes after KSC announced today that they have succesfully proven their "if you fly fast enough you won't fall down" theory. Further analysis showed that if speed was increased, it was possible to get further away from the planet, and if decreased you would get lower.

"We believe we can use this information to get us to Mun" Jebediah Kerman told the Kerbol. "In fact, I am please to announce a new partnership with Kerlington  Model Rockets and Paper Products Inc, who have agreed to fund a mission to explore Mun."


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